Dying to see Levi Johnston in Playgirl, hockey stick and all?

Then you better get ready to enter your credit card number.

The magazine is milking this thing for all it’s worth, telling visitors they must JOIN NOW TO SEE LEVI JOHNSTON NUDE! Or, so we’ve heard. Yeah, someone told us …

The bottom line? Despite massive hype, you won’t even see Levi Johnston nude … at least full-frontal style. We also don’t recommend going to Playgirl’s website.

Well, unless your idea of a good Saturday is being inundated by pop-ups and pop-under ads featuring naked men, in which case, what are you still doing here?!

For your shirtless hunk fix, we suggest the new Twilight movie instead (check out our New Moon review). Taylor Lautner’s torso is basically the star of the thing.

Anyway, here’s a (free) sneak peek at Levi’s Playgirl spread …

Would you pay to see Levi nude?