It’s only been two short weeks since Lindsay Lohan decided to ditch her rehab lover, Riley Giles. Well, she’s never been one to stay single for long.

Celebrity Babylon says Lohan has a new distraction - a “mystery man” she’s been seen with - and kissing! - around L.A. in the past week - Spencer Guilbert.

That venerable celebrity news site even has a little information on the background of Spencer Guilbert (pictured above), Lindsay Lohan’s (alleged) boyfriend of the week.

Lohan and Guilbert allegedly met through mutual friends, and he is 24 years old. He graduated from the University of Southern California in 2005.

Spencer may also still be enrolled in Otis, an art school in Los Angeles. He was born and raised in Malibu, and attended Malibu High School.

As for work, Spencer Guilbert is a designer, and has a clothing line called Lord Royale. Man. This relationship is destined to last… a week.

They’ve apparently been hanging out for several weeks, during which Lindsay has also been working on her new album with the loathsome JR Rotem.

We can only hope that this new Spencer becomes as infamous in the celebrity gossip world as his namesake, The Hills villain Spencer Pratt.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a restaurant kissing on some unknown male thing, not only once, but twice! Is this just some weekly flavor… or has she found a replacement for the poor, ditched Riley Giles? From TMZ:

“Cameras caught Lindsay Lohan kissing on a guy who could be Riley Giles‘ replacement. Movin’ on up!

Lohan was chowing down at Il Sole Friday night with guy in a beanie — she planted two smooches on him during dinner. But talk about a buzz kill — Lindsay also invited 13-year-old pap Austin to dine with them.

Is Lindsay off the market? Watch the video and decide for yourself.”

Well, at least with any luck, Lindsay didn’t meet this new mystery man in rehab, or a methadone clinic. Who knows… Lindsay might be shooting for Paris Hilton’s standards; perhaps her new man is a pizza guy!

The staff of The Hollywood Gossip has missed Stavros Niarchos.

Reportedly, so has the vagina of Lindsay Lohan.

And, according to Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton is far from happy about this development.

Paris showed up to a party in Hollywood earlier this week and tried to hook up with occasional boy toy Niarchos, but Stavros “wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party” to hang out with Lindsay, a source said.

Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around “asking where Stavros had gone.”

Really, Stavros Niarchos? You wanna expose yourself to Lindsay Lohan nude again? We hope you wear multiple layers of protection.

And just like that! Lindsay Lohan quietly waltzed into Lywnood (Paris and Nicole’s old stomping grounds) at 10:30 this morning to serve her time reports The New York Post. Lohan was ordered to serve 1 day in jail stemming from her August DUI charge. She was sentenced to 4 days.

She got credit for 1 day served and struck up a deal to perform 10 days of community service instead of 2 days in jail.

My guess is that she went in, sat in a cell for 30-seconds, was released due to “overcrowding” and then was out buying expensive junk in Beverly Hills by noon.

UPDATE: She checked out at 11:54am. I was right! I bet you she was buying overpriced baubles by noon.