Lindsay Lohan has a message for various celebrity gossip outlets around the world: zip it!

The actress has posted a new entry on her MySpace page, once again denying rumors that she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have called it quits. The blog reads:

Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE.

Alright, alright. We believe you, Lindsay. Now go make a sex tape or something to shift the media attention elsewhere.

The autopsy of John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s 16-year-old son, Jett Travolta, who died Friday morning, has been completed in the Bahamas.

No results have been disclosed, and the official cause of death is still a mystery, though a source close to the investigation into Jett’s death told E! News that the coroner’s office has preliminarily ruled out any suspicious causes.

“It is not suspicious. The body wouldn’t already be turned over to the mortuary if there was anything suspicious,” the source said. “There is no foul play.”

People reports that a “seizure disorder” claimed the teen’s life.

Jett Travolta (1992-2009) with mom Kelly Preston.

The Bahamian Minister of Health, Hubert Minnis, did not say whether or not the autopsy report would be made available to the public.

However, should any red flags have gone up during the autopsy, or any causes of death other than an accident or natural causes be considered, the body would have been held at the hospital pending further tests and toxicology screenings.

As it is, the body of Jett Travolta is currently awaiting transfer to Grand Bahama’s Restview Memorial Mortuary, where a viewing may take place today.

The remains of the teenager are expected to be flown back to the U.S. on Wednesday for a funeral in Ocala, Fla., where the Travoltas have a home.

Two pathologists worked to determine what exactly caused the tragic Friday death. The local coroner was joined by a United States-certified specialist.

The dual pathologist reports were intended to ensure accuracy and provide a more thorough analysis of what transpired. A report out of the Bahamas also claimed that the Travolta family doctor had been flown in to observe this morning’s autopsy after getting special clearance from the health ministry.

The body of Jett Travolta was discovered by a caretaker, and based on statements by Travolta family lawyer Michael Ossi and authorities, the teenager, who suffered from Kawasaki disease, died Friday when he hit his head on the tub in his room at the Old Bahama Bay resort after suffering a seizure.

We have bad news for Ross McCall.

And great news for the 3.2 billion other men on the planet (including those of us who may have had a Jennifer Love Hewitt poster in our room at college… and a picture of the actress in our wallet).

The Ghost Whisperer star and her fiance have ended their relationship, sources confirm to People Magazine.

“They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement,” an insider said. “They’re both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them.”

Representatives for Hewitt and McCall had no immediate comment.

However, reports indicate that the the relationship was doomed once Jennifer Love Hewitt realized she was Jennifer Love Hewitt, and that she was engaged to some random bloke named Ross McCall.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are not dating. At least on the record.

We all know they comprise one of the hottest couples on the planet, jet setting around the world to exotic locations, often semi-clothed. But few, if any official comments regarding of their (sexy!) relationship have been made by the pair.

So what’s the deal with the gigantic diamond ring Rihanna wore - on her ring finger, on her left hand - when she left London’s Movida club on New Year’s Day?

According to The UK’s Sun, Chris Brown, 20, proposed over the New Year as the couple performed at the O2 Arena. Rihanna, 19, was joined by Brown on stage at Elton John’s New Years Eve party. Her rep, of course, had no comment.

What do you think? Are Rihanna and Chris Brown engaged?

Personally, we have no clue. It wouldn’t surprise us, but we only know these two things for sure: 1. Every song either one of them records becomes a big hit instantly, and 2. RiBrown is the sexiest. Click to enlarge some classic pics of the pair:

At least we assume it was hacked. If Britney Spears actually posted this message on her Twitter page, well… we wouldn’t be all that surprised. The girl was hospitalized twice against her will, remember. Clearly there are a few screws loose up there.

In any case, Sandip Soparrkar or whomever Britney dates next had better take note - going all the way with the Britster could be hazardous to your health.

We’re just kidding, though we’d be a little hesitant ourselves. Follow the jump to see what “Britney Spears” had to say via her Twitter page earlier today …