Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?

At the SAG Awards last night, the actress was mum on the rumor that she has (presumably gorgeous) twins in her oven. And the dress Brad Pitt’s better half wore to the ceremony didn’t sway opinion one way or the other.

Unless, that is, you stare at Angelina’s other pair of twins. Don’t they seem larger than usual?

The big boobs have it! We say Angelina Jolie is pregnant!

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According to the hot press, Nicole Richie has popped the bun out of her oven, and Joel Madden is all smiles while welcoming the new baby girl into the world. The new baby girl’s name is Harlow Winter Kate Madden; a testament to the celebrity deft knack for picking the most ludicrous crap in the world to call their kids. From People:

“Nicole Richie and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden are the parents of a daughter, the couple’s rep at Handprint Entertainment tells PEOPLE.

Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz.

“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” says the rep, who confirmed the birth to PEOPLE exclusively.

Richie, 26, said she was pregnant in July, telling Diane Sawyer on Good Morning America: “I would really want to be someone my child would look up to.”

Later, Richie, who had a famously wild childhood, said the idea of parenthood had made her more mature. “When I found out that I was pregnant, there was just something inside of me that felt a responsibility to mend any issues that I’ve had with my parents in the past, because, listen, I’ve put them through a lot,” she said.

As for Good Charlotte frontman Madden, 28, he told PEOPLE in November he was looking forward to being a dad. “Having a baby is the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me, and to us,” he said.

And the new parents plan to teach their little one the value of generosity. In December, the couple started the Richie Madden Children’s Foundation to help the less fortunate. “We want our child to be a part of the community, and to know that there’s a responsibility to help the community,” Madden said at the time.

The couple have yet to set a wedding date, but in September Madden said “marriage is in our future” – he just wasn’t sure when. “Right now our priority is our family and is the baby,” he said. “That’s all we’ve been thinking about. We are in love and are really happy.””

Awww. Nicole Richie really has come a long way since her days of acting like a moron on The Simple Life with Paris Hilton. Ironic that most of the material in the lyrical content performed by Good Charlotte seems pretty anti-Hollywood. Hopefully, Paris is following Nicole’s good example. I mean, if someone as dingy as Nicole Richie can reform into the model personality she seems to present now, maybe Paris, and (dare I?!) possibly even Britney have hope.

Nicole Kidman is reportedly following in the recent, knocked up footsteps of Jessica Alba, Jessica Sierra and Jamie Lynn Spears.

According to The Daily Mail, the actress and husband Keith Urban told friends and family over Christmas they they’re expecting.

Kidman has talked openly about wanting another baby.

“I’m yearning to have one,” she told Vanity Fair in September. “I think I would be very sad if I wasn’t able to have a baby. Keith knows I want one, and he has been getting there slowly.”

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Like yesterday’s nipple slip by Megan Fox, you may need to examine the following photo closely.

But if you do so, you should be able to see Jessica Alba’s baby bump. It’s there, alright, courtesy of Cash Warren…

A pregnant Jessica Alba maks her way through a throng of celebrity gossip reporters.

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What a way to salvage a perfectly ruined relationship. Jessica Alba is confirming her pregnancy, and way to go Cele|bitchy for being one of the first to suspect a baby bump underneath that dress. Supposedly, Cash Warren is the father, but if I were him, I’d be getting a blood test. That poor man; Jessica Alba has put him through hell, and she’s lucky to have him now. From Yahoo News:

“NEW YORK - Jessica Alba and her boyfriend, producer Cash Warren, are expecting a baby.

Alba’s publicist, Brad Cafarelli, said Wednesday in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

The couple met on the set of “The Fantastic Four.” Alba co-starred in the 2005 film and Warren was a director’s assistant, according to People magazine, which first reported Alba’s pregnancy on its Web site.

Alba, 26, stars in the new thriller “Awake,” and recently appeared in “Good Luck Chuck” and “The Ten.” The sex symbol first gained fame as an action star on TV’s “Dark Angel,” then in films including “Fantastic Four” and “Sin City.””

Well, as nasty a thing as it is for me to say, this might be something that keeps the couple together, but unless Jessica’s attitude about being committed changes, all I see in the future for these two is a short marriage, a quick divorce, and a long future of sharing their kid. Advice; get your heads out of your asses, and see a damn couple therapist.