The whole debacle of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen is just ridiculous. This is a mess that, their adorable children aside, never should have happened. Generally, stars don’t like to have their personal lives splashed across every magazine and newspaper. But Sheen and Richards seize the opportunity to publicly slander each other and show the entire world just how juvenile they truly are. Richards has decided it’s time to put the attention back on them by now claiming that Sheen faked the entire sperm donor email incident and reportedly, Sheen is hoping that Richards dies…and is telling her about it! From Celebitchy,

“Earlier this week Richards accused Sheen of faking the infamous sperm donor email, after which Charlie Sheen’s friends told the New York Post that Richards was essentially a money grubbing loser.

Yesterday Denise responded by claiming Charlie sent her text messages in which he said he hoped she and her father got cancer and died like her mother.
“For him to slam me saying I’m exploiting the kids, well, he’s exploited our entire situation,” Richards fumed to us yesterday. She claims Sheen obsessively sends her rage-filled text messages.

Click to see Richards reading her favorite newspaper.

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam’s school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

“He missed Dad’s day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?”

But Richards is not completely innocent in the whole ordeal. She has done her fair share of instigating and I think bringing the sperm donor email back up is really in poor taste. They each need to remember that there are children involved. It’s bad enough when parents fight in the privacy of the home, whether they live there together or not, but doing it so openly and saying such horrendous things is just disrespectful to the family.

By now, we’ve all read various accounts of Sean Young’s valiant attempt to inject some drama into this strike-plagued awards season, seen video of Les Moonves’s wife’s perky reenactment of the DGA ceremony’s disruption, and learned that the troubled actress has retreated to rehab to combat the demons that emboldened her inner acceptance-speech critic to give voice to her frustrations with the pacing of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly director Julian Schnabel’s humbly proffered thanks-yous.

THR’s Gold Rush blog finally delivers video of the incident, though from the director’s perspective; you’ll probably have to turn up your speakers to make out Young’s now-infamous “Get on with it!” exhortation, but the perturbed honoree’s now-poignant “Have another cocktail” retort is clearly documented by the Reporter’s camera. Presumably, the clip brings this turbulent chapter in awards show history to an anticlimactic close, at least until some blurry cameraphone footage of Young’s subsequent ejection from the event makes its way to YouTube.

• Video Exclusive: Sean Young vs. Julian Schnabel [THR]
• Previously: Julie Chen Shares The Story Of Sean Young’s Drunken DGA Awards Meltdown With Millions Of ‘Late Show’ Viewers [Defamer]

That family intervention needs to happen real quick.

In full-out British mode Monday night, Britney Spears asked a celebrity news photographer where his “f**k buddy” was and told him “gay videos are in.”

So is gay bashing, evidently. Check out the video of this.

British Britney Spears: Friendly, but not politically correct.

Then, late last night, Spears gave another celebrity photo guy the death stare (from behind sunglasses) after he dared try to open the car door for her.

Wearing her trademark pink wig, Spears was seen at Rite-Aid at 5 a.m. When asked about her new car - the one Sam Lutfi allegedly made her buy, then got pissed when it was reported - she said, “Oh, it’s a rental.”

A rental, she says. Too bad we can’t rent out the space in Britney Spears’ head. It’s clear that there’s not a whole lot going on up there these days.

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Move over, Amy Winehouse.

Sean Young is stealing your crazy headlines.

The washed up actress, who is best known for her role in Ace Venture: Pet Detective, has entered rehab for alcohol abuse. The latest evidence of her problem?

She heckled The Diving Bell and the Butterfly director Julian Schnabel at this weekend’s Directors Guild of America Awards. And no one messes with the Schnab!

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Stories like the one that you are about to read are the reason we REALLY missed watching The Golden Globes this year. While we weren’t at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza for last night’s DGA Awards, one of our loose-lipped Defamer informants just sent us the following tip regarding an incident involving an the one of Hollywood’s most unpredictable actresses, Sean Young. Yes, the same Sean Young who once appeared on The Joan Rivers Show decked out in full Catwoman gear in hopes of landing the role that would go to Michelle Pfieffer. Anyway, after taking time to hurl insults towards both Marion Cotillard and Julian Schnabel (the former en français, no less!), the scourge of James Woods’ life was (allegedly) booted from the premises by a security cop. Our tipster’s highly amusing recollection of the incident follows after the jump.

as a faithful reader of your blog, I just wanted to tell you about the AWESOME drama at the DGA Awards Saturday night at the Century City Hotel. Things were pretty calm for the dinner, but once the award portion of the evening began, has-been actress Sean Young started to get rowdy. She started talking loudly through out the show…at times screaming in French at the stage when that French actress from La Vie en Rose [Ed. Note - That’d be Marion Cotillard] took the stage..at other times breaking into song. She yelled at a video clip of George Clooney from Michael Clayton and then would start nuzzling the neck of her date (who seemed oblivious) but it was when Julian Schnabel took the stage toward the end of the evening that she really went kook…yelling at him to “get on with it” and to “move it on” (The DGA Awards are unique, they let all of the film nominees say something about their films and thank their crews before naming the winner at the end of the night). Julian yelled back at her to “Have another drink, Honey” and started to leave the stage before the crowd yelled at him to stay. He continued to talk and Sean stood up and mad a big production of putting on her white fur coat, walking around in a circle and then taking her seat again. Finally a security guard came over and grabbed her arm and yanked her through the tables to the side door and tossed her out. Still can’t figure out who her date was (he looked like a lawyer type..an ohhhh he’s going to get it at work come Monday).

Oh yes, there’s other thing that we just remembered that gives this tale even a bit more creedence. Sean Young told Entertainment Weekly back in September about her unsuccessful attempts to crash Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar party back in 2006. We find that to be very Interesting Spice.

UPDATE: Looks like Var’s Kris Tapley may have been the first one to break this story. Check out his recap, posted earlier this afternoon at 12:02pm.