Blonde, tan and wearing what appears to be a rainbow apron or some sort of poncho, an increasingly sane, but still rather acne riddled and trashy-looking Britney Spears stepped out for a meal in West Hollywood, Calif., on Friday.

Reportedly, she met up with friend and ex-manager Larry Rudolph.

Hopefully if he takes over the reins of her career again, as has been rumored, he’ll put her in better outfits than this. Are you serious? Who exchanges money for this crap? And who dresses Britney before she leaves the house?

Prepare to shield your eyes from this celebrity fashion atrocity …

How do you feel about Britney Spears’ outfit: Love it or Shove it?

Well, smart may be a bit of a stretch but it does look like she may be jumping off the crazy train. Of course we all know that Britney is back visiting her boys and that her father, Jamie Spears is pretty much in control of everything she does. All of this may be doing some good as Britney recently dumped her short-time beau Adnan Ghalib. Britney managed to get a hold of his cell phone and apparently there were all kinds of text messages on there that were more than just friendly little chats between friends. Britney’s reaction was to throw his cell phone into the pool as Adnan watched. Celebedge reports,

“Britney lost it and started yelling,” an insider told the Sun. “She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me.’” Adnan swore up and down they were just from a friend, but their content was described as “saucy stuff with sexual references” by the paper’s insider.”

Well, good for Britney. Maybe she really is starting to wake up and realize that if you’re going to date someone who was married at the time of your hook-up, he’s probably not such a stand-up guy.

If you thought this couldn’t get weirder, you don’t read enough Britney Spears news. But even we’ll admit that this developing story is beyond bizarre.

After being taken from her home, sources inside UCLA Medical Center say Britney Spears checked into the facility this morning using an alias.

The sources say Britney said she was on Adderall, a stimulant used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder, and was taking up to 10 laxatives a day.

While Spears was described as “calm” this time (unlike January 3), for a time she was hurling profanities at her parents and staff.

When she was admitted, Britney accused her mom, Lynne Spears of “sleeping with my boyfriend.” She wasn’t specific on who she was referring to.

Adnan Ghalib? Sam Lutfi? Robbie Carrico? One can only guess.

TMZ also reports Britney’s parents have made progress in the tug of war with Sam Lutfi over who’s calling the shots when it comes to Brit’s treatment.

UCLA is “fully cooperating” with Lynne and Jamie Spears in the treatment of Britney, however, a judge must still an order as to who has control.

Britney Spears - shown here arguing with Sam Lutfi this week - has been spiraling downward for months. Her family has worked hard to get her into treatment.

Also, Us Weekly reports that Britney Spears’ inner circle chose to admit her to UCLA Medical Center because of its experience in treating bipolar disorder.

“Her lawyers and doctors were working with UCLA,” a source cited by the celebrity news site says. “They were ready and had everything in place.”

The facility is better prepared to treat the troubled singer than L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was hospitalized January 3-4.

“When she went to Cedars-Sinai they weren’t ready for her,” a source says.

“They have a much stricter unit at UCLA Medical Center and treat bipolar cases regularly. This is a serious unit she’s on.”

Britney Spears, who sources report has not slept in days, is under a “mental health evaluation hold” - commonly known as a “5150″ - meaning she can be held for up to 72 hours if professionals deem her a danger to herself or others.

After those 72 hours of treatment, a patient’s family can seek a 14-day extended evaluation or the patient himself/herself can decide to seek further treatment, according to the California Department of Mental Health.

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AHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, no, I’m not sh*tting you. And what else can you really say, other than laughing your ass off? Some moronic magazine, led apparently by the greatest of imbeciles, has named Kevin Federline “Father of the Year.” …For doing what, may I ask? For showing the world that a fake Slim Shady, wannabe rapper, white-trash, not even that good back up dancer, can impregnate a pop singer, and be normal, while she spins off into celebrity hell? Rant over. From L.A. Rag Mag:

“We are guessing Hell has frozen over…

Details magazine has named Kevin Federline its Father of the Year, WTF. Remember people, this is the sleazy guy from Fresno that left his pregnant wife for Britney. He is a back up dancer.”

You ain’t lyin’. From AZ Central:

“Kevin Federline has been named ‘Dad of the Year.’ The ex-husband of Britney Spears has been praised for stepping up his fathering skills by Details magazine. Federline’s friends insist he always was a great father.

DJ Irie, a pal of Federline’s, said, “He is an all-round great dad. For most guys in Kevin’s situation, home would be the ultimate bachelor pad. But for Kevin, he made it all about the kids. He’s got toys everywhere. You can totally tell it’s all about the kids at home.”

Another friend of the aspiring rapper is enraged that Kevin is only now being recognized as a good father. The insider said, “It makes me furious when people say, ‘Oh great - he’s taking responsibility.’ He’s always been a great father. He’s been there in every way for all of his kids.”

So he’s a great parent… compared to Britney Spears? In that case, there are probably a few homeless people, and convicted felons floating around that could get the award too. My guess is the magazine is just trying to suck up, or, the editor is extremely dim. I also agree in part with the second friend in the quote from AZ Central. Why is he just now being recognized as such a great parent? In this day and age, you’re a great parent if you don’t drown your kids in the bath tub, and if none of your kids grow up to be serial killers.

That’s what the cover page of Star magazine is screaming. All I have to say is: Good for you! Obviously, Jamie Lynn has the capacity to think for herself, and possibly for think for the good of her children; something both her mother, Lynne Spears, and sister, Britney Spears, are obviously incapable of. Although, according to other media Britney Spears was the first to suggest to Jamie Lynn not keeping the baby, back in early January. From the PopCrunch:

“Britney Spears wants her pregnant sixteen year old sister to put her unborn baby up for adoption. The pop mom had warned her sister “not to ruin her life by going through with the pregnancy” and it appears that Brit’s advice has lead to a split for the Spears sisters.

A spywitness tells The National Enquirer:

“Britney told Jamie Lynn it was best for her to get an abortion and move on with her life and career and not to look back.”

“Britney is worried that Jamie Lynn has ruined her budding career and she will be trapped in Louisiana with her mom as a struggling single parent.”

A feisty Jamie Lynn told her big sis that she is making “her own decision and not letting anyone tell her to get rid of her baby.”

“Jamie Lynn really thought Britney might have been the only one to understand her feelings about having a baby, since she has two babies of her own,” the Enquirer’s mole added.”

I don’t want to start the whole “pro-life vs. pro-choice” argument. But considering the Spears family’s drama with children, I don’t think abortion is the worst advice Britney could have given her. Here’s some news for Jamie Lynn: Your sister was an adult when she had her children. You are not an adult. You are a child. A sixteen year old is not ready to give birth in this era, and it’s a god damn shame that some of them, and younger still do. This chain should have been broken years ago; when is the mother going to step up to the plate, and stop being such a publicity whore? When is Britney going to finally realize that she is influencing the life of her sibling, and start acting like a role model? The world may never know, but if this is going to ever get anywhere, the right people need to take the blame. This should be an eye opener for sh*tty parents all over the world. Raise your damn kids! It is not the job of television, or teachers, or the god forsaken Internet! Get off the couch, hang up your cell phones, and pay attention!