Yeah, it’s not like no one saw this coming. Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt, the couple who refuse to stop breeding, are rumoured to be having twins. Although the alleged pregnancy of twins is insubstantial, Angelina Jolie is confirmed pregnant by a “close source.” Although, god only knows who that could be. From US Magagazine:

“Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close source confirms to Us Weekly that the actress is indeed pregnant.

A radiant Jolie had tongues wagging at the Screen Actors Guild Awards January 27 in Los Angeles.

One SAG attendee tells Us in its latest issue, on newsstands now, “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”

The source reveals Jolie may sell the confirmation, with the money going to charity.

Reps for Jolie and Brad Pitt, 44, refused to comment.

The couple have four children: Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 19 months, whom Jolie gave birth to in May 2006.

Jolie and Pitt – Us‘ Couple of the Year – have been vocal about wanting more children.

Pitt said last month, “we’re just getting started.”

“Dedicated, kids first,” Pitt has said of Jolie as a mother. “[She’s] really inventive and great fun to them and very, very protective.”

Last summer, when Jolie was asked how many kids she’d like to have, the actress responded, “Hmm, it fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14… Four is kind of kicking our ass, but we kind of feel like, damn it, we’re up for the challenge!”

“I think we’ll crap out somewhere between 7 and 9,” Pitt has said.

Jolie’s estranged father, Jon Voight, recently said, “It’s wonderful news… if that’s true.””

Who knows, Angie might just be getting fat. Sh*t happens. 13 or 14 kids? ‘Just getting started’? Good lord, they must be trying to populate an island or something. They’re be an entire city full of their relatives at some point. Wait and see; one of these days you won’t be able to walk down the street without bumping into someone related to Angelina Jolie.

Okay, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren’t exactly selling any children (although we hear she’s willing to entertain an offer for Shiloh).

Instead, according to Us Weekly, the world’s most beautiful couple is admittedly pregnant - but is waiting to reveal the official news until a celebrity gossip source ponies up the big bucks for an exclusive. Angelina and Brad would then donate the money to charity.

It’s exactly what Jamie Lynn Spears did when she found out she was knocked up, only the exact opposite.

We’re not sure how much Brangelina wants for this information, but The Hollywood Gossip staff could probably scrounge up a calzone or two. Maybe a Dunkin Donuts or iTunes card. Call us!

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Don’t expect you’re gonna see Brad Pitt nude any longer. The hunk has sworn off such explicit material because he doesn’t want his kids to see it.

“I don’t want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films,” Brad Pitt told the BBC. “I can’t see any more nude scenes in my career.”

A naked Brad Pitt previously burned up the big screen in Thelma and Louise and Troy - as well as with a nude Angelina Jolie in the flick Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Zahara and Shiloh won’t be seeing Brad Pitt naked on screen.

As for his future in films, the Pitt is promoting The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and told the BBC he’s “got very few films left. Who knows how many I’ll get to do, so I want to do something I’m interested in. Otherwise, I don’t want to bother. I think it’s a younger person’s game.”

Brad Pitt recently dropped out of the film State of Play, and also said he wasn’t interested in making any more movies of the Ocean’s Eleven variety.

“There’s no more,” he said of the series of flicks he made with George Clooney, Matt Damon and Andy Garcia. “I think we need to put away childish things.”

And Brad Pitt nude. Consider that put away for good. Sorry guys.