Yeah, it’s not like no one saw this coming. Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt, the couple who refuse to stop breeding, are rumoured to be having twins. Although the alleged pregnancy of twins is insubstantial, Angelina Jolie is confirmed pregnant by a “close source.” Although, god only knows who that could be. From US Magagazine:

“Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close source confirms to Us Weekly that the actress is indeed pregnant.

A radiant Jolie had tongues wagging at the Screen Actors Guild Awards January 27 in Los Angeles.

One SAG attendee tells Us in its latest issue, on newsstands now, “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”

The source reveals Jolie may sell the confirmation, with the money going to charity.

Reps for Jolie and Brad Pitt, 44, refused to comment.

The couple have four children: Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 19 months, whom Jolie gave birth to in May 2006.

Jolie and Pitt – Us‘ Couple of the Year – have been vocal about wanting more children.

Pitt said last month, “we’re just getting started.”

“Dedicated, kids first,” Pitt has said of Jolie as a mother. “[She’s] really inventive and great fun to them and very, very protective.”

Last summer, when Jolie was asked how many kids she’d like to have, the actress responded, “Hmm, it fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14… Four is kind of kicking our ass, but we kind of feel like, damn it, we’re up for the challenge!”

“I think we’ll crap out somewhere between 7 and 9,” Pitt has said.

Jolie’s estranged father, Jon Voight, recently said, “It’s wonderful news… if that’s true.””

Who knows, Angie might just be getting fat. Sh*t happens. 13 or 14 kids? ‘Just getting started’? Good lord, they must be trying to populate an island or something. They’re be an entire city full of their relatives at some point. Wait and see; one of these days you won’t be able to walk down the street without bumping into someone related to Angelina Jolie.

Yeah, it’s not like no one saw this coming. Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt, the couple who refuse to stop breeding, are rumoured to be having twins. Although the alleged pregnancy of twins is insubstantial, Angelina Jolie is confirmed pregnant by a “close source.” Although, god only knows who that could be. From US Magagazine:

“Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close source confirms to Us Weekly that the actress is indeed pregnant.

A radiant Jolie had tongues wagging at the Screen Actors Guild Awards January 27 in Los Angeles.

One SAG attendee tells Us in its latest issue, on newsstands now, “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”

The source reveals Jolie may sell the confirmation, with the money going to charity.

Reps for Jolie and Brad Pitt, 44, refused to comment.

The couple have four children: Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 19 months, whom Jolie gave birth to in May 2006.

Jolie and Pitt – Us‘ Couple of the Year – have been vocal about wanting more children.

Pitt said last month, “we’re just getting started.”

“Dedicated, kids first,” Pitt has said of Jolie as a mother. “[She’s] really inventive and great fun to them and very, very protective.”

Last summer, when Jolie was asked how many kids she’d like to have, the actress responded, “Hmm, it fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14… Four is kind of kicking our ass, but we kind of feel like, damn it, we’re up for the challenge!”

“I think we’ll crap out somewhere between 7 and 9,” Pitt has said.

Jolie’s estranged father, Jon Voight, recently said, “It’s wonderful news… if that’s true.””

Who knows, Angie might just be getting fat. Sh*t happens. 13 or 14 kids? ‘Just getting started’? Good lord, they must be trying to populate an island or something. They’re be an entire city full of their relatives at some point. Wait and see; one of these days you won’t be able to walk down the street without bumping into someone related to Angelina Jolie.

Okay, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren’t exactly selling any children (although we hear she’s willing to entertain an offer for Shiloh).

Instead, according to Us Weekly, the world’s most beautiful couple is admittedly pregnant - but is waiting to reveal the official news until a celebrity gossip source ponies up the big bucks for an exclusive. Angelina and Brad would then donate the money to charity.

It’s exactly what Jamie Lynn Spears did when she found out she was knocked up, only the exact opposite.

We’re not sure how much Brangelina wants for this information, but The Hollywood Gossip staff could probably scrounge up a calzone or two. Maybe a Dunkin Donuts or iTunes card. Call us!

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As much as we have tried to express restraint in the latest episode of Jolie Wombwatch, these photos of Angelina sans bubbly at last night’s SAGs are hard to look at without a raised eyebrow or two. Sure, we sometimes drink water at parties, but that’s mainly because we’re broke and don’t feel like spending 18 bucks on a sip of cheap champagne. So, with that in mind, let’s recap the facts that we know up to this point: Angie was wearing a muumuu, the Pitt-Jolies can afford champagne, and water does a pregnant body good. We entered these facts into our trusty supercomputer and the results came back with 90% certainty that Mrs. Jolie-Pitt will soon be buying a few of those trendy expandable waisted Seven jeans at Kitson (as long as no animals, babies, or trees were harmed during the manufacturing process, that is).

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• Brangelina Twins - She’s Drinking Water [PageSix.com]

The rackalicious, curvalicious and usually teensy-waisted Angelina Jolie wore, for the first time in years, a real live muumuu to last night’s SAG Awards, adding a bit more plausibility to all those rampant ‘preggers with twins‘ rumors. Wearing a strapless vintage Hermes floaty number and clutching Brad’s arm all the way down the red carpet, any signs of the pillow-lipped Perfect 10 bod were literally camouflaged (those brown, beige and gray shades would work well in Iraq) by a dress so long and wide that anyone stepping within ten feet of the (possible) new mother of twins would have slipped on its spacious circumference. Even more suspicious? Her decision to carry a shawl, lest anyone dare take note of her newly plump arms.

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