On Rock of Love, Bret Michaels had more sex with desperate groupies than Heidi Montag has had plastic surgery procedures.

As a result, it shouldn’t be hard to grasp the controversy surrounding the rocker’s duet with 17-year old Miley Cyrus, especially when the lyrics on “Nothing to Lose” include:

We both know better than this/Still we can’t resist/Slowly get undressed/Won’t you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe.

Still, when asked about the scandalous song, Michaels told Us Weekly “it’s blown out of proportion.” He elaborated, explaining how the duet came about:

“[Miley’s] like, ‘This is an incredible song, it’s beautiful. Maybe I could [add] some stuff to it, some harmonies,’” Bret said. “She was excited that she didn’t have to follow any rules.”

As for telling a girl that’s not yet old enough to vote to “slowly get undressed?”

“I never sat down and said, ‘Look at the content. Look at the lyrical content,’” Michaels said. “The part where it says she slowly gets undressed, Miley says, ‘Yeah she does.’ It has no reference to her and I. It’s not even a duet.”

In conclusion, the long-haired reality star makes no apologies:

“As God is my witness, there is nothing I have to be defensive about. I’m a good dad. I just thought it was a beautiful song.”

It’s not bad. We just hope Miley showered multiple times the day they recorded it together.

On December 25, 2009, Charlie Sheen allegedly held a knife to wife Brooke Mueller’s throat and said: I’ll kill you.

A one-time occurrence from a (possibly) cocaine-fueled, troubled actor? Not exactly, new court documents reveal.

According to TMZ, Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards might testify in the comedian’s criminal case next month. The disturbing reason?

The district attorney is interested in a declaration Richards signed (under penalty of perjury) on December 30, 2005. On that day, she got a restraining order against the Two and a Half Men star and swore the following in court:

In the middle of an argument, Denise was holding her and Charlie’s daughter Lola. From there, Sheen “pushed me, shoving me with his two hands between my shoulders. I was forced backwards and tripped over one of the children’s toys and fell on the floor with Lola.”

Under oath, Richards said her husband screamed: “I hope you f-cking die, bitch… You are f-cking with the wrong guy.”

Sheen denied this allegation at the time, but a prior incident of wife-threatening won’t bode well for the actor. If subpoenaed, Richards will testify about this exchange in a Colorado trial, where Sheen faces a felony charge of menacing.

It sounds as though the nickname given to Sheen’s iconic Major League character (”Wild Thing”) applies to the actor, as well.

Brittany Murphy had a lot of drugs in her system when she died in December. Her death has been ruled an accident, but several questions about it linger.

The actress obtained a prescription for 120 hydrocodone (Vicodin) pills 11 days before her death, but on the day she died, there were only 11 pills left.

Suspicious, no? Moreover, the L.A. County Coroner’s Office cannot locate the doctor who prescribed the pills and are currently on the hunt to find him.

According to the Coroner’s report, the medication prescribed specifically to the fallen star were supposed to be taken a maximum of four times a day.

But since 109 of the pills were missing from the bottle when she died, only 44 should have been gone if Brittany had maxed out on the prescription.

R.I.P. The late Brittany Murphy last year. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Brittany’s husband, Simon Monjack, says he is vindicated by the accidental death findings, but officials want to know why so many pills were prescribed at all.

A member of the Coroner’s Office recently went to Simon Monjack to assist them in locating the doctor who prescribed the meds, but he was not any help.

Why are we not surprised in the least?

The cause of Murphy’s death is listed as “accidental” - the result of pneumonia, prescription and over-the-counter drugs - but is still far from a closed case.

Will the missing doctor be found? And if so, will he ultimately face legal action like the enablers/doctors who treated Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson?

No, Rozlyn Papa did not bang Tiger Woods. But she is reportedly looking to cash in on a sex-related scandal by scoring a reporting gig, a la Rachel Uchitel.

Tiger’s #1 mistress recently signed on as a correspondent for Extra. While that says a lot about Extra, it’s hard to blame a gal for trying to get a good job.

Now it appears Rozlyn may be following her lead.

After being banished from The Bachelor for allegedly sleeping with a producer, the hot model mom became embroiled in an even bigger scandal last week.

Amid reports that a Rozlyn Papa sex tape is being shopped around to adult film companies, the 28-year-old model came in for an audition at E! Tuesday.

Is Bachelor outcast Rozlyn Papa looking to get into showbiz?

Bachelor antics aside, Roz certainly has a face for TV, and knows her way around scandal. Her adversary Chris Harrison thinks he knows what she’s up to.

“I’m not sure what her endgame is, but she might be looking for publicity,” opined the Bachelor host-pimp and Rozlyn’s Women Tell All punching bag.

Rozlyn denies any wrongdoing on The Bachelor despite Harrison and some former housemates contending she was more than “friends” with a producer.

Ryan Callahan was also fired for his role in the alleged controversy, which Papa has suggested was drummed up to force her off the show for other reasons.

Who do you believe in the Rozlyn scandal?

The Bachelor star Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney became the first couple in the 13-season history of the show to get actually married Saturday in California.

If you want to get technical, though, no Bachelor star has wed his final rose recipient, as Jason dumped his, Melissa Rycroft, for runner-up Molly after the fact.

Somehow we don’t suspect Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi (who The Bachelor spoilers suggest he picks over Tenley Molzahn) to be the first. But moving on.

Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney made if official in front of an estimated 300 guests at the majestic Terranea Resort on the coast of Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.

The nuptials, which will be televised on the two-hour March 8 ABC special The Bachelor: Jason and Molly’s Wedding, were also marked by a driving rainstorm.

Rain on your wedding day. How ironic … or the result of an 8.8-magnitude earthquake hitting Chile earlier that day and causing a near tsunami in California.

Still, not even that could dampen the day for these two …

SOAKED BUT PSYCHED: Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney tie the knot!

“We’re really excited for them,” said former Bachelorette star, who vied for Mesnick’s heart on The Bachelor, and attended the nuptials with fiance Ed Swiderski.

“They are very ‘normal’ in one sense, but oboth of us have been through things in terms of the tabloids and drama after our shows were over,” adds Jillian.

Trista and Ryan Sutter (the only pair from The Bachelorette to wed thus far), DeAnna Pappas, Jesse Csinsak and Kiptyn Locke were also among the guests.

They watched Molly Malaney, bedecked in a $45,000, strapless Monique Lhuillier gown and Neil Lane jewelry walk down a 200-ft. aisle to “Over the Rainbow.”

Sung by American Idol stoner alum Jason Castro, natch.

The ceremony lasted 15 minutes - and concluded with the release of white doves into the rainy skies, as Jason Mesnick tried to shield her from the rain.

Chris Harrison served as the officiant. Kidding … probably.

Following the romantic, momentous ceremony, the couple’s guests enjoyed cocktails before a reception … thankfully in an indoor ballroom at the resort.

Congratulations to the happy couple, who we wish nothing but the best. Click to enlarge some photos from Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney’s wedding …

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com, Fame Pictures]