- Megan Fox reveals her weirdest job ever. She used to dress up like a banana - and I’m fairly certain that’s not symbolic of anything [MSN Wonderwall]
- A man called the police after his wife fried up their goldfish and ate it as retaliation during a fight [Dlisted]
- Drew Barrymore’s “Whip It” was the weekend box office winner [Lainey Gossip]
- Dennis Hopper Taken to Hospital [PopEater]
- Coupled Up: Floyd Mayweather & Chilli??? [Bossip]
- Coupled. Oh How I Hate the Fighting [College Candy]
- Britney Spears stops by Target to buy a CD with her bodyguard in Los Angeles [Fafarazzi]
- The Five Best Movies About Non-Traditional Sports [Pajiba]
- Madonna Is Not Ready For Another Trip Down The Aisle [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Guess how much the losers of “The Hills” make per episode? [Celebslam]
- Heidi Montag Wants Babies [Websters is my Bitch]
- Miranda Kerr and boyfriend Orlando Bloom link arms as they stroll the streets of Paris [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Dustin Diamond Peed In Girl’s Purse When She Made Him Mad [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Carrie Bradshaw Gives Up Her Manolos! [The Frisky]
- Seraphina Joins Jennifer Garner and Violet’s City Strolls [PopSugar]
- Whoopi Goldberg has Roman Polanski all figured out [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
- Maria Menounos Gives Good Cleavage [Egotastic]
- Lady GaGa really wants you to look at her crotch [The Superficial]
- MILF Heather Locklear Is Looking Tight [Hollywood Tuna]

A big controversy is brewing on “So You Think You Can Dance.” According to some, one of the dancers slipped the viewers a glance of her lady bits. According to the show’s producer, Nigel Lythgoe, “It is a crease in the young lady’s panties.” Unfortunately for Nigel, You Tube and a digital camera make it appear otherwise. While you can argue here and there about the legitimacy of a crease, a very NSFW close up has been posted, and while it is a tad blurry, there appears to be…. um… hair. Actually now that I’m looking again, you could argue that it’s a shadow or hair. But there are all sorts of creases there, the kind that are much more detailed than the singular crease you can get in your panties.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN! First, Jenny Slate [f]-bombed us all on SNL this past weekend, and now a giant bare vagina made an appearance on So You Think You Can Dance last night (see above NSFWish). No, Ryan Gaycrest was not a guest judge. An actual vagina popped out on stage when a dancer invited us into her carniceria during her audition. I KNOW! Our pure eyes have been tainted. We should have never boarded the Mayflower and come to America. Dark-sided!

But seriously, it’s just a damn vagina. We’ve all seen one. A little snatch flash isn’t going to turn our nation’s children into drug addicted sluts with no morals. They will do that on their own.

Nigel Lythgoe, the head judge and executive producer, had this to say about the cat being let out of the bag: “None of us knew she did this. The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way.”

I’m not sure if the dancer got a golden ticket to Hollywood, but I am sure her vagina did. It’s going all the way. It will definitely have a place on Mary’s Hot Tamale Train!

[From Dlisted]

So this is the argument I’m going to make, and to preface this I’m going to have to tell you a story about my childhood. But it doesn’t go to a creepy place, I promise. Instead of doing any sports, I took dance classes three days a week for about ten years. I was super serious about it. At my studio we had to wear incredibly thick tan tights with our leotards. These were not your standard little kid tights, they were special dancing tights that were more opaque than a parka. We were also not supposed to wear underwear with our tights, because of panty lines. Even as little kids. Apparently panty lines were considered more offensive than the idea of not wearing any underpants. Again, I re-emphasize that the tights were so thick that no matter what happened, you could never ever see anything.

Now I don’t know how it works at other studios, but I figure there is a very good chance this dancer grew up doing something similar. Thus it’s conceivable that she wasn’t wearing any panties. However if that’s the case I would bet you anything that it was due to habit, not due to some bizarre desire for a lady bits-based attention grab. But if I were her I would never, ever ‘fess up to it. Or blame her old drill sergeant dance teachers. But stick with the crease line.

As much as the world mocked Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon for getting married so quickly, they actually seem to be doing alright. I can’t quite explain it, but whenever I see the interviewed I can’t help but think that they make sense somehow. They’re still publicity wh*res and all that, but I don’t totally dislike them like I used to. They seem to balance each other out a bit. But, again, being the fame lovers they are, the couple naturally had to sit down with In Touch to talk about babies and marriage and death. Because when in doubt, chat about one of those three and someone will listen. Chat about all of them and you get the magazine’s cover.

After weathering so many ups and downs throughout her career, Mariah Carey has never seemed more at peace. Strolling into a Brazilian restaurant in New York City for an exclusive interview with In Touch, Mariah is nothing like the diva she’s perceived to be. The Grammy Award-winning singer and songwriter looks gorgeous, wearing little makeup and dressed casually in black pants, a black shirt and big black belt. Usually guarded about her love life, this time, she’s brought along her husband, Nick Cannon. “I love where I am in life right now,” Mariah, 39, tells In Touch as she sips on a glass of cabernet. And why shouldn’t she? She’s got a man who writes her love notes each morning, even after a year-and-a-half of marriage. She’s got a highly anticipated new album, which dropped September 29. She he is getting Oscar buzz for her gritty role in the upcoming movie Precious. And she and Nick definitely want to start a family! Over dinner, the couple opened up to In Touch about their solid marriage, having a baby and more.

So, are you ready for kids?
Mariah: Definitely, we want a family.
Nick: Yes, of course. It’s at the forefront of our minds. We’re very close. But we want to enjoy our first year together. We didn’t have a stable environment. The first year we were in LA in a hotel and then we were like, “Let’s get a house.”
Mariah: But don’t think I’m moving to LA.
Nick: We live in both places. We need to figure out where we are going to raise our kids. Here or LA.
Mariah: New York.
Nick: LA.

How many kids?
Nick: We’d like two.
Mariah: Of course, we’d be happy with one. I want to be able to manage the right amount of attention. We are so busy — if you have six kids running around, no one gets what they need. Kids need a lot of attention.

Would you consider adoption?
Nick: It’s never out of the question. I was raised by my grandmother, who was also a foster mom, so I grew up around a lot of kids.

So you can see yourself having one by the end of 2010?
Mariah: Yeah. What do you think?
Nick: I think that’s what the world is waiting for.
Mariah: Oh, my goodness, that’s so much pressure on our kids!

It seems like 40 is a pivotal age in Hollywood.
Mariah: I find it offensive. It unfairly taints women in particular, and makes people look at you differently. I lived with that my whole life. Honestly, I never thought I’d live this long.

You thought you’d die by now?
Mariah: I have always been grateful for everything I had, but my personal life was a mess. So many artists just exist for their careers and then burn out quickly. That was me before I met Nick, and he helped me. I always thought that I wouldn’t be here at this point. I was thinking, “Okay, I’ve got another year of my life left. This has got to be the end of it.” Finally, he was like, “Stop talking like that.” I have been obsessed with the whole Marilyn Monroe thing my whole life — all those artists who died young.

[From In Touch Weekly]

I like how Nick said they’d like two kids and Mariah quickly interjects that they’d be fine with one. Before she married him, Mariah had said she didn’t want kids at all. Of course she quickly changed her tune after they’d walked down the aisle. Regardless, it seems like she’s being reasonable when she’s explaining her reason for not wanting a large family, but I sort of get the impression Nick would be happy with a lot of kids. He just seems the sort.

Mariah has certainly had her mental health problems in the past, including a breakdown that landed her in the hospital. But after that she rebounded and started putting out the best songs of her career. It’s sad but not really surprising to hear that she felt so lost and sad that she never thought she’d live another year. It sounds like she was lonely and needed someone to anchor her, and Nick probably does that. We tease that he’s really her personal assistant, but it seems like he has a way of helping her out and being attentive to her and he does it without a fuss. I guess if you were pessimistic you could equate that to a personal assistant, but if you were optimistic you could also say that sort of attentiveness is indicative of a very devoted spouse.

Of course I’m also totally biased because I saw Nick interviewed on the Today Show last week about “America’s Got Talent” (which he hosts) and he was so cute when he was talking about the kids on the show. He’s very charming. I may be totally naïve, but I think he genuinely loves Mariah. I still think she doesn’t really want to have kids, but she must love him too if she’s willing to negotiate on it.

Here’s Mariah promoting her new fragrance ‘Forever’ at Macy’s Herald Square in New York yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.com .

Here are some pictures of Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes out and about in Boston earlier this week. Surprisingly enough, Katie doesn’t look death warmed over - her outfit is really cute, but I really wish she would stop rolling up her jeans. That trend needs to die. Suri, as always, looks totally fabulous. Thank goodness, she didn’t try to apply her own lipstick again, and she’s not wearing her sparkly kitten heels. Instead, Suri’s rocking striped leggings, a lovely little violet tiered blouse and… drum roll, please… leopard-print ballet flats! Kick. Ass. I love those shoes. I’m with Katie - Suri might be my fashion inspiration too.

The Sun is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have spent 2 million pounds in total on 3-year-old Suri’s wardrobe - I just did checked with the exchange rate calculator, and that’s $3,220,720! Do you believe it? I’ll buy that Suri’s wardrobe - from her first newborn onsie to her current kitten heels - would be in the “hundreds of thousands of dollars” range, but I find $3.2 million to be a bit absurd. Or is it? I was just skimming through our Suri Cruise archives, and it’s kind of amazing how Suri is consistently decked out in beautiful, expensive-looking little doll clothes. Little doll dresses, usually… and no coats and very few pairs of pants. Princess Suri prefers her couture doll dresses, thank you very much.

TOM Cruise’s three-year-old daughter Suri has a wardrobe of designer clothes worth £2MILLION.

Actor Tom, 47, and wife KATIE HOLMES, 30, have commissioned the world’s top fashion names to custom-make outfits for their toddler.

An insider said: “They really splurge on Suri.” The pair’s pal VICTORIA BECKHAM is also said to have commissioned designer ROBERT CAVALLI to make a dress for Suri.

The source added: “Suri is very vocal when it comes to outfits. She’s rarely seen in anything twice.”

[From The Sun]

Yeah, I really don’t think it’s that much, but I haven’t priced kids’ couture lately. My guess is that if there are enough rich, gullible, shopaholic parents (cough cough TomKat), there are probably enough stores that sell $10,000 dresses for 3-year-olds. The tabloids usually inflate these numbers - several months ago, they were reporting that Suri’s special, fancy, elaborate tutoring cost Tom $1 million, and I think that was probably total bullsh-t. If the report has any truth whatsoever, then Katie needs to get a new hobby other than spending Tom’s money.

Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes are shown on 9/29/09, credit: Fame Pictures

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be broken up - but they are definitely having relationship problems.

In the latest issue of Star, the supermarket tabloid reports on the one-word reason for the tension between Justin and Jessica: Rihanna.

Reportedly, JT brought SexyBack under RiRi’s Umbrella at a MTV Video Music Awards gathering on September 13, as the singers grinded in front of onlookers… and then moved on to her hotel room for a “steamy, private after-party,” the magazine states.

“They tried to keep it a secret, but Jessica found out within days,” said a source, adding that Biel “must be a wreck” over the news.

While the publication won’t come out and label Timberlake and Rihanna as an official item, it does go into detail about their close contact. You might wanna turn away (and unclench your fists) Chris Brown:

“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” sand ain insider. “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”

But it’s quite the opposite for this gorgeous pair. Sources say Rihanna “wants to date” JT and even gave him an impromptu lap dance during a recording session this month!

Is this a good match for Timberlake? Who do you think he should date?