Earlier today, Carrie Prejean actually filed a lawsuit against Miss California pageant officials Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler.

The attention-starved beauty queen claims this pair discriminated against her religion and caused extreme emotional distress.

In response, Moakler’s attorney, Mel Avanzado, has issued a statement that comes to the same conclusion any sane person would arrive at: Prejean is an idiot.

“On Ms. Moakler’s behalf, I can say unequivocally that Ms. Prejean’s lawsuit is without merit.

“More importantly, as everyone who watched or read her public statements is well aware, Ms. Prejean’s unfortunate and bigoted statements are responsible for any public humiliation or damages to her reputation that she has claimed to have suffered. Ms. Moakler strenuously denies that she did anything wrong and looks forward to proving that in a court of law.”

Choose a side in this feud:

- Katherine Heigl Throws Ellen Pompeo a Baby Shower [MSN Wonderwall]
- Amber Rose Is Making Her Own Money [Dlisted]
- Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are still knocking boots [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Moss Gets Her Gypsy on for V [PopEater]
- Former Destiny’s Child singer LeToya Luckett’s Craigslist Ad: I Need A Stylist… Help Me Please [Bossip]
- Signs She’s Just Not That Into You [College Candy]
- Tyra Banks Is Not Engaged! [Fafarazzi]
- 3D Car Movie Starring Nic Cage? Sign Me Up! [Pajiba]
- AnnaLynne McCord Hosts Pool Party At Wet Republic [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Excuse me Katy Perry, you have some cake on your arm [Celebslam]
- Audrina Patridge: I’m Leaving The Hills [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Heidi Montag has baby fever. What a horrifying thought [Websters is my Bitch]
- Kim Mathers Says Eminem Needs Viagra [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Chris March Files Lawsuit Against Thierry Mugler Over Beyonce’s Costumes [The Frisky]
- Tom and Katie Pound Pavement Together, Work Apart [Popsugar]
- Kim Kardashian allowed near milkshakes [The Superficial]
- Adrianne Curry Topless [Hollywood Tuna]

Delusional Sharon Stone is at it again. Now granted, this is not one of her worst delusions. She’s not telling earthquake victims that they got what they deserved nor is she wearing a puppy coat (as far as I can tell). In fact the issue at hand is that Sharon’s not wearing anything. Sharon posed topless for Maris Match magazine last month, and apparently it’s created quite the furor. How dare a 51-year-old woman bare her boobs! Sharon says age shouldn’t matter, and I absolutely hate myself for agreeing with anything that comes out of that woman’s mouth, but I’ve got to agree with her.

Sharon Stone has slammed critics and justified her decision to go nude at the age of 51. The Basic Instinct star recently stripped for the cover of French fashion bible Paris Matchin, which she wore nothing but bondage heels and underwear.

The beauty feels that age cannot be a determining factor in what she does. “Is there an age when you’re supposed to refrain from doing some things like showing your body? If someone is shocked by these photos that’’s a reflection on his own views on age,” the Daily Express quoted her as saying.

She added: “What these photos represent is nothing surprising to me, my life didn’t change at 50, I didn’t change. I don’t see where the provocation is. If I asked myself I probably wouldn’t have done these photos as I don’t consider myself provocative.”

[From OneIndia]

As much as I never thought I’d write this sentence, Sharon’s right. Her age is absolutely not why she shouldn’t pose nude. Nor is the fact that she has kids – it’s her choice. When I wrote our original article about her pictures, I never criticized her due to her age. Or her body. I criticized her deplorable personality. That’s why people are disgusted by the thought of her naked. Would you want to see the Wicked Witch from “The Wizard of Oz” in all her splendid glory? I’m not even talking about the green knockers. Which I’m sure are colder than a … you get the point. I’m sure Sharon’s are about that frigid too. No one is aroused by the site of a naked woman when she’s so ugly inside. Sharon could have the most fabulous body in the world. She could be 22 again. But as long she she’s got a soul made of tar, there’s no version of her flesh people are going to be aroused by.

Excellent example: Heidi Montag. Now 23-year-old Heidi is not as intentionally evil as Sharon, and doesn’t recommend that teenage girls give boys blowjobs to avoid being raped. But she’s got a terrible personality and is so unattractive in every way on the inside that there is no amount of perfection her body can achieve. She will always be sexless and borderline disgusting.

Sharon, if you’re not getting the accolades you were hoping for, stop deluding yourself into thinking it’s your age and thus everyone else’s problem. It’s your personality, and it’s only your problem.

Here’s Sharon Stone satisfying an itch as she hangs out on vacation in Sardinia yesterday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

Ooohh, I hate Megan Fox. Really a lot, I can’t stand Megan Fox. Every time she opens her mouth, trash falls out. And most of the time, she doesn’t even have any reason for saying it. She tries to get points across using vulgar and unnecessary expressions. And while I’m not one to be prudish, she thinks she stands among the classy women of Hollywood. When really she’s so far on the other side, it makes me a little bit sick. Add to top it all off, she pulls Brian Austin Green along with her, only to flick him away when she’s bored and then pull him back in. Even when she’s with him she can’t find any way to say something nice about him. As is the case with her latest interview.

In her interview that appears in the newest issue Cosmo, that’s also decorated so she leers out at you, Fox talks about diarrhea, vaginas, oh and let’s not forget how awesome it is to always win when you’re a woman. She touches on it all. From Cosmo via Celebitchy,

“On her weirdest phobia: “Touching newspaper.”

On the one thing she’s always wished she’d said “yes” to: The Hannah Montana Movie

On her ideal date: “A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”

On the most scared she’s ever been: “Everytime I go on stage — instant diarrhea.”

On being able to count the number of guys she’s gotten naked in front of on one hand: “I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex–my needing to keep them down.”

On women having the power in a het relationship: “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

On being a firm believer in monogamy: “I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch of, and then I collect attractive boys.” (She’s currently dating Brian Austin Green.)

On not going for the typical Hollywood types: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

I do like the part about obtaining her own power. But the rest of it is so bad that it totally overshadows that small, nice line at the end. And I don’t understand the part about flipping off the switch and collecting attractive boys. I’m sure that has to make Brian Austin Green feel good, being part of a collection. And I guess this also means that the two are currently back together. For now anyway. Ugh! I’m so done with thinking about Megan Fox!

So, are they? Aren’t they? Do we care? I never really understood why Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo breaking up was such a ’shocker’ or why anyone cared so much. I realize they were together for a long time but, it’s Nick Lachey for cryin’ out loud! Why our we still talking about him? Apparently, some people still care. So here goes.

In June, Nick and Vanessa broke up. Just days after, Vanessa was seen with Topher Grace and there were rumors floating around that the two had already hooked up. Apparently, that’s either not the case or Vanessa and Nick have decided to not get back together, but still get in some smooch time. Just recently they were seen together at a nightclub and they had trouble controlling themselves around each other in public. From Gossip Center,

“They decided to part ways this summer after a three-year-long romance, and now it seems that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are giving their love another try.

According to a report, the former “Newlyweds” stud and his former MTV veejay were spotted making out at The Dime, a Los Angeles nightclub.

An eyewitness revealed, “They were making-out in one of the booths and seemed totally into one another. They were having a great time and definitely appeared to be back on. They didn’t care who saw them.”

Another bar patron told press that Nick and Vanessa were only there for 20 minutes before Miss Minnillo began crawling all over Lachey. Perhaps this time it will last.”

Okay, ewww. I don’t really care if they’re back together. And I care even less if it will last. What I do have a problem with is people crawling all over their ex-boyfriends while in a nightclub booth. It’s not a bedroom, people. Other people can see you. Ew, like I said.