Yes, ladies, you read that headline correctly.

In the upcoming Salvador Dalí biopic, Little Ashes, Robert Pattinson takes it all off. Seriously. We’re talking full-on birthday suit.

After joking (we think) about using a penis implant for the nude scene, the British hunk told MovieFone that being naked wasn’t a big deal during Dalí’s days, or in his native country of Spain.

“I don’t know, I just kind of, it’s funny because Spanish people are so…  have no problem with nudity at all, I mean at all, and English people obviously do have, like, the most enormous problem with it,” Pattinson stammered.

Regarding his new fame, the actor added: “It’s very strange when you’re aware of being observed.”

Sorry, Rob. But you’re about to really be observed - by a legion of drooling females - in your new movie. Especially during one particular scene.

For a sneak preview, click on the following (clothed) photos of the sexy star…

It was just this past summer that Christina Applegate was diagnosed with breast cancer and just over 6 months later, she’s back and better than ever! Christina has recently given an interview with People where she talks about the cancer, about having reconstructive breast surgery and of course, the new love of her life that has helped her get through it all. From People,

“She has an “angel” of a boyfriend, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble, “who loves me from head to toe.” She has a cozy Malibu beach house that she calls “the best thing I’ve ever done for myself.” And, after a very public battle with breast cancer that has given her a gratifying “feeling of purpose,” Christina Applegate has a new lease on life.

“I used to be really shy but I started to come into my own in my late 20s and early 30s,” Applegate, 37, tells PEOPLE in the cover interview for the annual Most Beautiful issue – her first interview since her reconstructive breast surgery last November. “Now I’m not afraid to speak up in a room full of people and be a part of the conversation.”

The Samantha Who? star says she’s finding balance and embracing her body after undergoing a double mastectomy in July.

“You have to get through the physical transformations then buck up, go to work and try to be the normal, happy Christina for everyone around you,” she says.

One source of strength has been Lenoble. “He’s been a friend for about 13 years,” Applegate says. “Our relationship gets stronger and stronger. I’m really lucky.”

And, more importantly, he makes the actress feel “beautiful” about her new body.

“I’m very grateful to Martyn for coming along at a time that he did because he’s been my rock through all of this,” Applegate says. “He gave me something to really want to live for and something to smile about.”

I have always been a big fan of Christina’s ever since I grew up with her on Married…with Children although she was really the only one on the show that I could tolerate. When she started Samantha Who? I was so excited that she was once again going to become a regular part of my programming and I am now so happy to hear that she is doing so well! She really is an inspiration to women everywhere!

It was just this past summer that Christina Applegate was diagnosed with breast cancer and just over 6 months later, she’s back and better than ever! Christina has recently given an interview with People where she talks about the cancer, about having reconstructive breast surgery and of course, the new love of her life that has helped her get through it all. From People,

“She has an “angel” of a boyfriend, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble, “who loves me from head to toe.” She has a cozy Malibu beach house that she calls “the best thing I’ve ever done for myself.” And, after a very public battle with breast cancer that has given her a gratifying “feeling of purpose,” Christina Applegate has a new lease on life.

“I used to be really shy but I started to come into my own in my late 20s and early 30s,” Applegate, 37, tells PEOPLE in the cover interview for the annual Most Beautiful issue – her first interview since her reconstructive breast surgery last November. “Now I’m not afraid to speak up in a room full of people and be a part of the conversation.”

The Samantha Who? star says she’s finding balance and embracing her body after undergoing a double mastectomy in July.

“You have to get through the physical transformations then buck up, go to work and try to be the normal, happy Christina for everyone around you,” she says.

One source of strength has been Lenoble. “He’s been a friend for about 13 years,” Applegate says. “Our relationship gets stronger and stronger. I’m really lucky.”

And, more importantly, he makes the actress feel “beautiful” about her new body.

“I’m very grateful to Martyn for coming along at a time that he did because he’s been my rock through all of this,” Applegate says. “He gave me something to really want to live for and something to smile about.”

I have always been a big fan of Christina’s ever since I grew up with her on Married…with Children although she was really the only one on the show that I could tolerate. When she started Samantha Who? I was so excited that she was once again going to become a regular part of my programming and I am now so happy to hear that she is doing so well! She really is an inspiration to women everywhere!

It was just this past summer that Christina Applegate was diagnosed with breast cancer and just over 6 months later, she’s back and better than ever! Christina has recently given an interview with People where she talks about the cancer, about having reconstructive breast surgery and of course, the new love of her life that has helped her get through it all. From People,

“She has an “angel” of a boyfriend, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble, “who loves me from head to toe.” She has a cozy Malibu beach house that she calls “the best thing I’ve ever done for myself.” And, after a very public battle with breast cancer that has given her a gratifying “feeling of purpose,” Christina Applegate has a new lease on life.

“I used to be really shy but I started to come into my own in my late 20s and early 30s,” Applegate, 37, tells PEOPLE in the cover interview for the annual Most Beautiful issue – her first interview since her reconstructive breast surgery last November. “Now I’m not afraid to speak up in a room full of people and be a part of the conversation.”

The Samantha Who? star says she’s finding balance and embracing her body after undergoing a double mastectomy in July.

“You have to get through the physical transformations then buck up, go to work and try to be the normal, happy Christina for everyone around you,” she says.

One source of strength has been Lenoble. “He’s been a friend for about 13 years,” Applegate says. “Our relationship gets stronger and stronger. I’m really lucky.”

And, more importantly, he makes the actress feel “beautiful” about her new body.

“I’m very grateful to Martyn for coming along at a time that he did because he’s been my rock through all of this,” Applegate says. “He gave me something to really want to live for and something to smile about.”

I have always been a big fan of Christina’s ever since I grew up with her on Married…with Children although she was really the only one on the show that I could tolerate. When she started Samantha Who? I was so excited that she was once again going to become a regular part of my programming and I am now so happy to hear that she is doing so well! She really is an inspiration to women everywhere!

If you are a celebrity, are related to a celebrity, or happen to breathe air around any given celebrity at any particular time, the chances are that you will one day, write a tell-all book about the experience. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are no different except for the fact that they are not the ones writing the book and they are not at all in agreement with the book being written.

The book is actually being written by one of their former bodyguards and goes in-depth about the couple and their personal lives with it seems, a particular focus on the traveling that he’s done with them. Now when I first read this story, I thought, ‘Why don’t celebrities get these people to sign papers before being hired?’ Turns out, they’re actually not that stupid and they did just that. Now it seems, the only defense they have is calling this guy out and making sure everyone knows he’s a ‘pathological liar.’ From New Chatter,

“Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are facing a tough fight with their own bodyguard.

Notorious tough guy Mickey Brett was planning a sensational book and even TV show about his years travelling with the couple, despite reportedly signing confidentiality papers.

But Brad and Angie are already fighting back, with their attorney calling the tough a “pathological liar”.

Brett was already controversial after it emerged the man entrusted to protect Brangelina and their children had once been questioned in a murder, although never tried.

Then, after working for Brad and Angie, he was arrested for allegedly assaulting a restaurant owner in Namibia. He was also accused of choking a photographer and arrested for roughing up and making racial insults against some parents who were trying to pick up their kids in India.

But he appeared ready to thrust himself fully in the spotlight with the planned book and TV deal.

But the main focus of the pitches was Brangelina.

Marty Singer, the couple’s American litigator, insisted Brett was not only not a reliable source, he is also a “pathological liar”.

Singer said Brett’s lies to US Immigration officials here had led to his being barred from entering the country. And Singer also insists that only recently did Pitt and Jolie discover that Brett, who had claimed he was a former SAS troop, never even served in the military.

Singer also said that Brett had been convicted 11 times of various crimes.

Brett’s attorneys told us: “Our client disputes what has apparently been said by Mr Singer, but is not in a position to comment further at this stage.”

So now that I know that they had all the proper papers signed so that their personal lives didn’t become public knowledge, my next question is, why was this person ever even hired? Was no background check done at all that would reveal all these crimes or allegations he’s had against him before and would it not be enough to not let him anywhere near you or your children? I don’t know, they’re really playing the victims here and while I think that Brad and Angelina are in the right on this one, I still think they’re playing like victims when really, it seems that it all could have been prevented if they weren’t so stupid. 

Worse case scenario though - The guy writes the book, Brad and Angelina sue him for breech of contract and they win because they rule the world, and the book will never see the light of day. This is going to work out fine for them and they’ll come out once again looking like the innocents that the entire world is trying to plot against.