· We continue with today’s theme of leaked, bootlegged trailers of the summer’s most anticipated blockbusters with the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, set to premiere before screenings of Iron Man this Friday. Dare we say, it’s a vast improvement over the first. Indy’s back, everyone! No, seriously. Indy’s back—it just gave out on him. Medic! [indianajones.com]
· Is “closet chef” Jake Gyllenhaal planning on opening his own restaurant before he turns 30? Sign us up for one Dreamy-Eyed Tasting Menu with Naggy Girlfriend Wine Flight! [Big Hospitality]
· Good news: Roger Waters’s pig has been found! Bad news: In pieces. Good news: Bacon for everyone! Bad news: It tastes like polyurethane. [MyDesert.com]
· Is Transformers 2 about to get a much-needed injection of menstrual-blood humor? One can only hope. [Cinematical]
· Hey—dogs into unicorns! [Archie McPhee]

It’s usually fun when rumored flings between two unlikely stars are proven true, unless one of those stars happens to be serial dater Jennifer Aniston. Last week we reluctantly reported on stories linking Aniston to orgasmic crooner John Mayer, and as In Touch tells us today, the pair spent a long weekend together in Miami, where Jen’s filming Marley & Me. Just another doozy of an I’ll Believe It When I See It tale? Well, believe it, and see it, after the jump.

First, we get a glimpse of the odd couple reclining side by side among the greenery of the Four Seasons, where In Touch reports Aniston and Mayer spent the weekend together. We must award points to Aniston for that impressive hair flip, and to Mayer for those tattoos. Singer of girly songs he may be, but we like the arm art.

And then John goes in a little closer. Aniston seems unfazed. Though we are not — more points awarded to Aniston for those gams. We finally understand why expensive full-leg waxes are worth paying extra for.

Finally, a very romantic-y shot of the pair dining outside by the ocean. Matching poses, matching “thinking” expressions. Does it really matter that they were probably just intensely discussing the pros and cons of various frizz-control creams or, more likely, nothing at all?

[Photo credits: Bauer-Griffin via In Touch]

• IN TOUCH EXCLUSIVE: JEN’S HOT NEW ROMANCE WITH JOHN MAYER [In Touch]

Extreme endurance artist David Blaine has certainly stunned the world before with his well-publicized stunts—from spending three weeks journeying through an (unfortunately impacted) Blue Whale’s digestive system, to the time he was flash-frozen inside a block of carbonite atop the Arc de Triomphe. But it was the seemingly simplest of tasks that eluded him: breaking the world record for breath-holding, previously held by a centenarian fisherman from Tanzania rumored by villagers to have been sired by a frog. All that changed today on The Oprah Winfrey Show of all places, where the low-talking illusionist was deprived of oxygen for an amazing 17 minutes and 4 seconds. We’ve included video of the final two, during which an increasingly agitated Oprah grips the thigh of the monitoring physician beside her, asking reasonable enough questions along the lines of, “OK, his eyes just crossed, his skin turn blue, and he slowly floated to the surface. Is that considered a bad sign?”

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· Jack O’Connell and James Ellroy present and sign The Resurrectionist at Book Soup. We will award Star Commenter Status to anyone who goes and gets video of the Demon Dog opining about what he really thought about Keanu Reeves ruining his screenplay (or, for that matter, what he thought about Josh Hartnett’s wooden performance in The Black Dahlia)…
· Meanwhile, over at the “>ArcLight Cinemas, the AFI’s Music Documentary Series offers up a screening of Cachao: Uno Mas, followed by Q&A with producer Andy Garcia.
· And if you are looking to hit a concert, try Seal at the Avalon, Mike Doughty at the El Rey (and this time, we definitely do not mean the Glass House) or David Garza at Largo.

Reichen Lehmkuhl, the square-jawed former U.S. Air Force recruit who found a measure of fame winning Amazing Race and later as Lance Bass’s boyfriend, may at first glance seem to have it all: the calendars, the flight-themed, gay-man’s jewelry collections, the underwear- model- search- winning boyfriend…Oops, not so fast, as a recent update to his MySpace page (the first place fans go to be informed of any major changes in his seemingly doomed personal life) suggests that yet again, all is not what it appears in a perfect universe filled with depilated abs and seam-compromised Speedo baskets. From PinkIsTheNewBlog.com:

Reichen has just updated his My Space profile so that his headline reads, “You Shady Lying Sack of Shit. You’re BEYOND Gross. What an Idiot I Have Been!”

Reichen also posted a new blog to his My Space profile entitled Dating Tips for Hollywood:

“Tuesday, April 29, 2008 — Dating Tips for Hollywood

Never believe them when they say they’re in love with you.

Never believe them when they tell you where their heart is.

Never believe them when they say they’re only going to sleep with you, especially when there is a social climbing opportunity in front of them.

Never underestimate their need for celebrity, money, and fame.

Never believe you can fix it by being true or nice.

Never EVER believe love is more important to them than anything Hollywood.

Don’t date in Hollywood. Realize that for them, it’s all BUSINESS.”

Words to live by, though we got a little bit tripped up on dating tip #3, “Never believe them when they say they’re only going to sleep with you, especially when there is a social climbing opportunity in front of them.” We find this confusing on so many levels. If your companion is honest enough to admit that their only intention is to bone you—whether for social-climbing reasons or simply because they “heard from a friend of a friend of Neil Patrick Harris that you fuck like a feisty piranha”—isn’t that level of forthrightness something that should be celebrated? After all, successful relationships, regardless of how short-lived, are really all about keeping avenues of communication wide open.

• OH NO! Ry-Chen Dunzo?! [trent.blogspot.com]