Nicole Richie is 4 months pregnant. DUH! She's confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she's expecting a baby with Douche Madden. The interview with Diane will air on Good Morning America this Thursday and 20/20 this Friday.

 

She said, "Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months."

 

This is going to be interesting. I thought skinny bones jones' didn't get their periods. Freak of nature and tiniest baby EVER! Guinness standby.

 

Well, congrats to these two tools! I expect a truly hideous baby name from these two and nothing less! I hope they don't let me down!

 

Nicole will also talk about going to the clink. "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."

 

Umm…yeah you can. What else do you do all day? Seriously, what does she do?!

 

Source: ABC News

 

 

 

UsWeekly is not effin around with their latest cover. SPF and JJ crying for help? Sodas in baby bottles? Delicious!

 

Crying for their daddy? It's not anything we haven't heard…..a little dramatic though with the "HELP." It's not like she's beating their asses!

 

At least she's not putting Nyquil in their bottles to keep them from crying. Actually, let's not give her any ideas!

 

Source: JJB

 

 

 

I was going through pictures this afternoon when my eyes immediately focused on a ravishing beauty coming out of Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills last night. I asked one of my friends who this gorgeous creature is and he told me her name was Suzan Hughes, the third wife of Mark Hughes. Mark  was  the founder of Herbalife and he died from a drug overdose in 2001 leaving  his son Alex everything! 12-year-old Alex will get $350 Million when he turns 35.

 

Anyway, Suzan is his hot mother. She's been in movies, but I think she's mostly a socialite. She invented something called the Roller Max and she was recently seen in Posh Beckham's reality show. I have no idea how old she is and I tried to find out, but her age is elusive! I'm guessing she's like 120, 135? Around that.

 

I think I'm in love! Phoebe who?

 

Below are pictures of Suzan at various events this past year. You can tell when she's just had a chemical peel. I'm sure she gets that shit monthly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Princess Tiaamii makes her debut in the current issue of OK! Magazine UK. Jordan talks about how Tiaamii looks nothing like them or any of her kids.

 

Jordan said, "She looks really different from both the other kids – she's got fair, gingery hair and really blue eyes. I don't mind, I love her anyway, even if she's a ginger!"

 

 

AHA! The truth comes out! I'm sure one of them was hitting that ginger gardner!

 

Jordan of course uses this time in between talking about her ginger baby to talk about Peter's schlong.

 

 

I guess that's British talk for cable TV remote? How lovely to talk about dick in the same article where you're introducing your baby! Even a ginger baby!

 

 

 

 

5-months ago Angelina Jolie started a legal battle with perfume maker Symine Salimpour. Symine had been working on a perfume for the past 2 years. She wanted to name it "Shiloh." Last year she filed to trademark the name "Shiloh" and that's when Angelina's lawyers came a knocking. 

 

Angelina felt that Symine was trying to make money off of her baby's name. She wanted to trademark the name herself. After a 5-month battle Angelina has finally dropped her legal challenge. 

 

Symine said, "In Hebrew, Shiloh means 'his gift, And I will use the perfume to give something back to the children of Israel and the Middle East." Symine will give 5% of all sales to a non-profit benefiting disabled chldren in Israel.

 

Symine said the whole thing was just a misunderstanding.

 

No, it was Angelina being a spoiled brat. Um…bitch should know that Shiloh the beagle came before her precious Shiloh.

 

Hooray! At least the little guy won this time.  

 

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