• Tammy Faye’s not doing so well. [DListed]

• Encino Man? More like Encino God. [BWE]

• Lohan’s dad talks to the media more than he talks to her and people are still going, “I wonder why that little girl is so crazy.” [Glitterati]

• Can you believe FHM put a girl with huge breasts on the cover again! [HT]

• Calum Best has a lot of secrets. The most important one being how the fuck he got me to know his name. [ICYDK]

• Paris‘ cell mate is not going to be a 250 lb rapist as was previously reported. [Yeeeah]

• This took too much time to compile. [CityRag]

• Don’t worry Page Six, I can’t believe that doofus gets laid, either. [Jossip]

• Tammy Faye’s not doing so well. [DListed]

• Encino Man? More like Encino God. [BWE]

• Lohan’s dad talks to the media more than he talks to her and people are still going, “I wonder why that little girl is so crazy.” [Glitterati]

• Can you believe FHM put a girl with huge breasts on the cover again! [HT]

• Calum Best has a lot of secrets. The most important one being how the fuck he got me to know his name. [ICYDK]

• Paris‘ cell mate is not going to be a 250 lb rapist as was previously reported. [Yeeeah]

• This took too much time to compile. [CityRag]

• Don’t worry Page Six, I can’t believe that doofus gets laid, either. [Jossip]

The New York Daily News ran a particularly obvious blind item today, which read:

Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event?

Tough one, guys, but I think I might have an idea.

I’ve hinted at my guess under the jump. It’s subtle, so be alert.

Wouldn’t it have saved a lot of ink to just pin a red “H” on his chest?

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today’s Someone Haiku winner is April:

The only difference
between these girls and Lindsay
is that now he pays.

I really liked that one, April.

New one after the jump.

For today’s haiku, we look to the news that Lindsay Lohan is still going to celebrate her birthday, and her release from a second stint in rehab, by having a club night in Vegas, despite the fact that she’s proven she can’t be trusted to not partake in booze or blow. Good thing you can’t find booze or blow in Las Vegas, otherwise this decision makes her and the club owners enabling her look like stupid dicks.

“Some things never change” is five syllables. Good luck.

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