While Kim Kardashian is busy showing off her large breasts, sisters Kourtney and Khloe are ready to take over Miami.

The siblings just finished shooting a series of promotional ads for their upcoming reality show, aptly titled Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. On her official blog, Kourtney posted numerous outtakes from the photo shoot.

To wit:

In preparation for the E! series, Khloe recently said she lost 20 pounds. Does that mean she’s overtaken her cuter sister as the Kardashian readers most wanna sleep with? You tell us:

Which Kardashian is more worthy of nailing?

As you ponder the question above, click on the photos below for more shots of Khloe and Kourtney:

• Behind the Scenes with Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
• Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian: Koming to Reality TV!
• Khloe Kardashian Pimps Out Kourtney Kardashian
• Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian: Not Kamera Shy!
• Khloe Kardashian Might Pose Naked, Definitely Lost Weight

While Kim Kardashian is busy showing off her large breasts, sisters Kourtney and Khloe are ready to take over Miami.

The siblings just finished shooting a series of promotional ads for their upcoming reality show, aptly titled Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. On her official blog, Kourtney posted numerous outtakes from the photo shoot.

To wit:

In preparation for the E! series, Khloe recently said she lost 20 pounds. Does that mean she’s overtaken her cuter sister as the Kardashian readers most wanna sleep with? You tell us:

Which Kardashian is more worthy of nailing?

As you ponder the question above, click on the photos below for more shots of Khloe and Kourtney:

• Behind the Scenes with Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
• Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian: Koming to Reality TV!
• Khloe Kardashian Pimps Out Kourtney Kardashian
• Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian: Not Kamera Shy!
• Khloe Kardashian Might Pose Naked, Definitely Lost Weight

You know what they say. The 36th time is the charm.

Like Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, these two have broken up and gotten back together so many times that we can’t even keep track anymore. And also like the aforementioned couple, one of them is much hotter than the other!

Last night, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday - which she already did a week ago - by advertising that she is totes back together with Samantha Ronson.

The manly DJ and the Crotch of Fire were seen toting pizza below …

LiLo and SamRo: Every day is an adventure.

The on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off pair had a very civilized date for them, having lunch in Malibu with no cops called even once!

Hey, it’s progress, right?

• Lindsay Lohan-Samantha Ronson Update: Back Together!
• Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan: A Picture of Love
• Samantha Ronson: Would You Hit That?
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: Kissing!
• Lindsay & Sam: Happy Girlfriend & Girlfriend

Michael Jackson fans will get a chance to say goodbye to the King of Pop at a public memorial service to be held at L.A.’s Staples Center on Tuesday.

Tickets will be available to the general public and will be free of charge.

Fans from around the world are expected to fly to Los Angeles to say farewell to Jackson, who died at 50 after suffering cardiac arrest on June 25.

Jackson’s final rehearsal took place at Staples, where he was prepping for his London tour, sponsored by AEG Live (which owns Staples Center).

Preliminary details of the funeral service are as follows:

• The main event will be at the Staples Center and will be simulcast at the adjacent Nokia Theatre in the same complex throughout.
• There is a lottery set up to obtain tickets. You can sign up on the Staples Center website, if it’s not crashed by the time you do.
• 17,500 tickets are available for the event - 11,000 for Staples and 6,500 for Nokia - a maximum of two per person is allowed.
• If you are one of the 8,750 people selected, you will be given further instructions Sunday. Sounds Mission: Impossible-like.
• Only U.S. citizens can apply for tickets to Jackson’s funeral.
• Still unclear is whether Jackson’s body will be there.

The late Michael Jackson (1958-2009).

• Michael Jackson Funeral Set For Tuesday
• Michael Jackson Funeral Set For Tuesday
• Final Michael Jackson Rehearsal Video Released
• Final Michael Jackson Rehearsal Video Released
• Tickets to Michael Jackson’s memorial will cost $25

Rumer Willis is covering all her guest-starring bases.

The daughter of Bruce and Demi will portray a pregnant teenager on an August episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Meanwhile, we’ve just received word that she’ll go in the opposite direction on an installment of 90210 this fall: Rumer will take on the role of Gia, a “punky, cute lesbian,” according to Access Hollywood, which first broke the story.

The character will work alongisde Navid, Adrianna and Silver at West Beverly’s student-run newspaper. Somewhere, Andrea Zuckerman is smiling.

Earlier this week, The CW announced that Hilary Duff would be appearing on Gossip Girl.

Which guest star are you more excited about?

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